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I went in to buy a sammich from the gass station nearest my house, and one of the attendents asked me;

Dude behind counter, "Hey, we were debating the other day what you did for a living. I guessed actor, she guessed musician. Which are you?"

Me, "I'm in a band."

Dude behind counter, "Cool!  Whats the music like?"

Me, "Um, sort of dance music with guitars and strings, and exotic percussion and belly dancers."

Dude behind counter, "WOA! REALLY?"

Girl behind counter "You had him at belly Dancers."

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife (蛸と海女) is an erotic woodcut made circa 1820 by Hokusai, perhaps the first instance of tentacle porn. It features a woman entwined sexually with a pair of octopi. She is kissing a small octopus, while a larger one is performing cunnilingus on her. 




Now that I think about it, this was probably intentional. I wish I could remember the name of this Charmed Art peice. (note: the later chick is WAY hotter.)

Okay, I'm fed, pressed and cleaned, swam, and I'm getting dressed for
another day of duty.