As many of you have noticed, we do have an infestation on board the
H.M.S. Ophelia. Little rodent like stowaways climb the ropes in various ports and are always scurring underfoot. We tried hosing them out the portholes, but the little buggers are quick! Plus, if you piss 'em off, they sneak into your bunk at night and torture you!
Anyway, I caught one on film, and thought I'd let you see what we suffer:

If you have suffering of your own, do share. Its comforting to know when other suffer your own fate.