shagnastylabs.com has built me a side arm. And they built it to fit my personality, as I'm not one for subtalty:
So, this green area here charges the ammo:
And here is what the rounds look like. Unfortunate by-standers at shows may just be carted off with one of these babies protruding from their forhead:
Now, there is talk that we'll be arming all you crew members (at your expensive, of course. Do I LOOK like a successful pirate?). When I figure out the price, I'll ad it here.