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This is NOT about being homophobic 
1st-Apr-2011 09:59 am

(unrelated pictures)

I really don’t want this to turn into a anti-gay thing. But it IS possible to be non-homophobic and yet REALLY not be comfortable with public displays of affection…no, not even public, I don’t mind that, its just DISRUPTIVE during band practice!!

A little Whiskey or a little rum…okay, A LOT if Whiskey…and they are all over each other. In front of the rest of the band, in front of fans, in front of my kids.

It started as ass grabbing, arms around each others shoulder, dancing, pretending it was a joke…but as the months went on it turned into more. Mooney eyes, pretend kisses leading into real kisses, leading into full on tongue swapping!  IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SONGS! And the worst thing is, when they do it, their guitars rub together, and that messes up there playing, and then we got to start the songs all over again!

There is a time and a place for everything. If you guys want to make out, fine, but save it for AFTER practice. And shave first, because that’s just disgusting.


(this is what I mean!)

1st-Apr-2009 05:07 pm (UTC)
You're just jealous. At least we're not doing it onstage.
1st-Apr-2009 05:52 pm (UTC)
1st-Apr-2009 05:10 pm (UTC)
I'm reminding you of your own rule - that every post must have a picture or no one will read it.
1st-Apr-2009 05:17 pm (UTC)
I will try to find something to work.
1st-Apr-2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
Video proof please.
1st-Apr-2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
I thought Down the Rabbit Hole Day was in January. . .?
1st-Apr-2009 05:16 pm (UTC)
it's a business/pleasure line. if it's affecting the job then it's a problem. if they do it before practice or after practice and it doesn't affect the music in the slightest then there's no harm in it

it's the same as drinking or smoking. if your smoking affected your voice then it would become an issue for others in the band. if you showed up drunk to play that would also be a problem.

explain it thusly
1st-Apr-2009 05:23 pm (UTC)
How's this?
1st-Apr-2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
oh dude, WIN!
1st-Apr-2009 05:23 pm (UTC)
Well, either I have learned something new and really interesting about the band or this is one of the strangest April Fool's Day pranks I have had the pleasure of witnessing.
1st-Apr-2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
I demand that you come play Boise to prove this behavior so I can ... er ... chastise them for disrupting the show. Yes, yes, that's it.
1st-Apr-2009 05:29 pm (UTC)
I think you just doubled the number of people who will be at the next show.
1st-Apr-2009 05:39 pm (UTC)
If they're responsible, they should be sure to use protective guitar covers, because that's just the hygienic thing to do...
1st-Apr-2009 05:40 pm (UTC)
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1st-Apr-2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
And it never lasts! they keep coming up with reasons to be all touching on the same side! "Ooo,we need to 'lock' our 'instruments'", "we need to 'feel connected'"

1st-Apr-2009 05:45 pm (UTC)
1st-Apr-2009 05:46 pm (UTC)
In a totally unrelated matter: Did anyone get a shot of Dan playing my guitar during Sleep Isabella when we were in California?
1st-Apr-2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
1st-Apr-2009 05:49 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha xD
1st-Apr-2009 06:28 pm (UTC)
I think we need many more pics. You know, to see just how disgusting it is *nod*.
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