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Captain Robert
Abney Park
1st-Apr-2011 04:30 pm (UTC)
1st-Apr-2011 04:49 pm (UTC)
on the other hand, not a bad long-term goal.
1st-Apr-2011 05:55 pm (UTC)
1st-Apr-2011 05:01 pm (UTC)
I'll start buying scratch off tickets now...
1st-Apr-2011 05:43 pm (UTC)
What scares me are the "any remaining passengers" parts. XD

Nicely done, though!
1st-Apr-2011 05:47 pm (UTC)
1st-Apr-2011 05:53 pm (UTC)
ahahahaha, glorious. sounds like an epic trip.

so uh, what's the punishment for stowaways? completely hypothetical question, of course.
1st-Apr-2011 05:58 pm (UTC)
You have to hold Rex's leash, while the runners get a head start.
1st-Apr-2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
haha, well hmmm. duly noted. ;)
1st-Apr-2011 09:00 pm (UTC)
You, dear sir, are a charlatan and a rogue! (I know, I've read your calling card!)

I thought this was a serious proposal, until I reached the final portion, when you mentioned we would be in the Jurassic, but then there would be a Tyrannosaurus Rex present, and they are clearly Cretaceous beasts. (However, given you do have this time-traveling airship, I suppose one could have been brought backward to scare the local Allosauri...!?!)

Still, it is a very reasonable price, all things considered.
1st-Apr-2011 09:05 pm (UTC)
The obvious answer is that I didn't look it up first. To the laymen, that allisaur looks like a t-Rex.

That laymen WAS eaten on last years trip, poor soul.
1st-Apr-2011 10:10 pm (UTC)
Indeed...a truly sad and lamentable incident in the annals of airship time-travel history.

Alas, poor Laymen, I didn't know him well enough as I would have liked...I mean, for crying out loud, his name was "Lay-men," and who doesn't get lonely on those airship nights from time to time? Everyone else always gets the cute cabin boys, whereas I get some clunky gear-head SteamBotTM that's hot and hard in all the wrong places...but at least he makes a nice cup of tea.

Okay, better stop there. ;)
1st-Apr-2011 10:14 pm (UTC)
Now, if Ray Harryhausen was the tour guide I'd be in.... ;)
2nd-Apr-2011 12:24 am (UTC)
Well Done! The husband and I are in and getting the elephant gun rebored for T-Rex (should work as well on Allosurians).
Jurassic Ho!
2nd-Apr-2011 04:31 am (UTC)
I would love to go on this trip, but I'm saving up for a trip to London in 2012.
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